乳= 小？

Got this in mailbox, can't help laughing out loud!

一小学老师在解析“乳“字的含义：乳即是小的意思，如：

乳鸽、乳猪、乳牙……要求用小明乳字组词并造句。

小明说：因为现在房价太高，所以我家只能住50平方米的乳房。

老师汗，说造一句。

小明有说：我太小了，连1米多宽的乳沟都跳不过去。

老师大汗:再造一个。

小明:老师,老师，我真的想不出来了,我的乳头都快想破了!

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Parking Blues

I always find parking a car the most arduous driving task. My parking skills is something that I don't pride myself with. Not until I see this ~ finally I gladly comfort myself that my parking skills wasn't that bad after all. ;P

Another aspect of parking I try avoid is doing parallel parking. Thanks to strategically marking (done by my instructor) in my test car during driving test, I went thru test without a glitch.

But back to the real world, I'm really avoiding parallel parking at all cost. Well, not until I can master this parking method from Precision Driver Legend, Russ Swift. :D


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Blogthings: The House Test

It's really amazing how a few questions could reveal so much about yourself, or was that purely coincidental? Anyway, I gave the House Test @ Blogthings a try, and the results were pretty close, except for the line which I strikeout ;P

What the House Test Says About You

You are happy with who you are, and you don't have an inflated sense of self importance. You do your own thing quietly. You don't take up a lot of space. You aren't against being community oriented, but it's not really your thing. You tend to prefer to focus on your family and not the neighborhood around you. You are creative, expressive, and bright. You are always in the middle of some amazing project. You look attractive, but mostly because your rely on your natural good looks to get by. You are moved by what's exotic and unique. You often have the mentality of a traveler, even when you're not traveling.

The House Test

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Still Water

I accidentally left a glass of cold water overnight. In the morning, I was surprised to see many air bubbles clinging inside the glass wall.

Curious, I search & got the answers. But if you are lazy to read through the more scientific explanation, here is a short answer:-
When you draw a glass of cold water from your faucet and allow it to warm to room temperature, nitrogen and oxygen slowly come out of solution, with tiny bubbles forming and coalescing at sites of microscopic imperfections on the glass.

Rick Watling, a meteorologist with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, offers this explanation.
Why do bubbles form if a glass of water is left alone for a while?

Another answer went as far as explaining why gushing hot water looks milky! Hmmm ... interesting.
Water Chemistry

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